shag++
tOOk nap
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dear gOt back
gOt pies frm delifrance
had lunch
rested abit
went dear's friend's hOusewarming at punggOl
dear drOpped mi Off at san-d's place
befOre he went fOr his sOccer game
finally gOt tO see the phOtOs tat san-d helped tO take On Our ROM day
burn intO CD fOr mi
thanx babe
left fOr dinner
dear decided tO hv a rOund Of majOng with his friends
mi hang arOund san-d's place till 3+
sOrries babe fOr keeping ya up sOO late
dear came fetch
back hOme
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
luckily was Off On sun
we bOth zzzz in late
gOt up
dear bOOked tickets
went plaza sing catch SPIDEY III
was Okies
dear left fOr his game while mi slOwly made my way back...
pOpped by vivOcity
packed dinner frm sushi teh
tOOk bus trip back
dear gOt back frm his game
had dinner
rested.
sOmething fOr a laugh
(gOt it frm sharOn)
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain....... .. I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood....... . I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs........ . I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes........ . I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole..... I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
See what happen!!!
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE".
