funny :P

sOmeOne sent tO mi
damn funny...
sOme i must agree are quite true fOr myself
anyway jus fOr laughs
:D


yOu maybe a nurse if.......

yOu believe that every patients needs TLC......
thOrazine, lOrazepam & cOmpazine.

yOu wOuld like tO meet the inventOr Of the call light sOme night in a dark alley.

yOu believe nOt all patients are annOying, sOme are uncOnscious.

yOur sense Of humOr gets mOre warped each year.

yOu knOw the phOne number Of every late night delivery place by heart.

yOu can Only tell time by 24 hr clock.

almOst everything can seem humOrOus.....eventually.

when asked what cOlOr that patients diarrhea, yOu shoOw them yOur shOes.

yOu knOw the smell Of different diarrhea tO identify it.

everytime yoOu walk yOu make a jingling nOise because Of all the scissOrs & clamps in yOur pOcket.

yOu can tell the pharmacist mOre abOut the medicatiOn they are dispensing than they knOw.

yOu refuse tO watch ER cOz it is tOO much like the real thing, & it triggers flashbacks.

yOu check the caller ID On yOur day Off tO see if anyOne frOm the hoOspital is trying tO call & ask yOu tO wOrk.

yOu've been telling stories in a restaurant and sOmeOne at anOther table thrOws up.

yOu nOtice that yOu are using mOre 4 letter wOrds than yOu did befOre yOu started nursing.

everytime someOne ask yOu fOr a pen yOu can find at least 4 Of them On yOu.

yOu can intubate yOur friends at parties.

yOu dOn't get excited abOut blOOd unless it's yOur Own.

yOu live by the mOttO "tO be right is Only half the battle, tO cOnvince the dOctOr is mOre difficult".

yOu've basted yOur thanksgiving turkey with a tOOmey syringe.

yOu've tOld a confused patient that yOur name was that Of yOur cO-wOrker and tO hOller if they need help.

eating micrOwave pOpcorn Out of a clean bedpan is perfectly nOrmal.

yOur bladder can expand tO the size Of a winnebagO's water tank.

when checking the level Of a patients OrientatiOn, yOu aren't sure Of the answer.

yOu find yOurself checking Out Other custOmers veins in grocery waiting lines.

yOu can sleep sOundly at the hOspital cafeteria table On yOur dinner break and yOu are nOt embarrassed when yOu wake up.

yOu avOid unhealthy lOOking shOppers in the mall fOr fear that they will drOp near yOu and yOu'll have tO dO CPR On yOur day Off.

yOu throw a party fOr a cO-wOrker and use a urinal (clean Of cOurse) as a lemon-aid pitcher and use a bed sheet fOr a tableclOth.

yOu hate tO get dressed in "real clOthes" because scrubs are what you live in, and why can't they make jeans that cOmfOrtable.

yOu Often stay awake for 24h hrs at a time when yOu wOrk nights and realize yOu dOn't need alcOhOl Or drugs tO hallucinate, just lack Of sleep.....

yOu pull Over in sOme parking lOt after wOrking nights because yOu are tOO tired tO drive hOme and wake up tO someOne knOcking On yOur windOw thinking yOu have had a strOke because yOu are passed Out in yOur car and drOOling.

yOur fingers has gOne places yOu never thOught pOssible.

yOu have seen mOre penis's than any prOstitute.

yOu have swOrn tO have "nO cOde" tattOOed On yOur chest.