syndrOme??

as was On way hOme yesterday
denn Only did i realise tat i'm missing dear* terribly
*sighh**
been keep myself Occupied
it just hit mi tat my mOrale is dwn tO the deepest end
sianz..
withdrawal syndrOme again?

hOpe & pray all's well fOr dear*


anyway
a cOlleague sent mi dis
find it amusing
*kekeke**


lookout for symptoms of the following new contagious diseases:

ASSMASevere rashes around the mouth caused by kissing too much ass. The No.1 disease in Singapore. Civil servants are unusually at risk.

DIALARRHOEAUncontrollable urge to continually dial friends on mobile phone to share with them such important information as "I'm now on the MRT" or "I'm walking towards the car." Victims can be recognized by large, twitching thumb.

MEESLESBlotchy skin condition caused by eating too many packets of instant noodles

MULTIPLE SPOUSOSISAffliction whereby victims make frequent trips to Bintan, Batam and China to take on additional brides. Middle-aged men are at significant risk.

YELLOW FEVERCompulsion to date Asian females. Very common affliction amongst foreign talent/expatriates working in Singapore. Also known as Pinkerton's Disease.

TOTONUSFlushed complexion, high blood pressure and sometimes depression at finding out one has not touched lottery.

HEAVYTITISExcessively large breasts. This disease comes in several variant strains: Heavytitis A, Heavytitis B, Heavytitis C and sometimes Heavytitis DD.

YBERTENSIONFeelings of stress and panic caused by lack of internet access.

DYEBETESA compulsive need to colour one's hair. Reddish brown tints are the most common symptoms, but health authorities have reported a new strain of blond highlights.

CHICKEN TOXVictims exhibit a great need to talk cock. Incurable and highly contagious. Spread by ordinary conversation, and may be exacerbated by good food and alcohol. Opposition Politicians and lawyers are especially susceptible

sO which Of the abOve are u?!